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This top released by Urban Outfitters makes literally no sense.

In fashion news this week, Urban Outfitters has finally released a top that’s perfect for those days when you really don’t want to wear a top. FINALLY.

For only $16 US dollars you can treat yourself to a flimsy bit of material that might keep the skin between your chest and your neck warm on mildly cold days.

Yep, you no longer need to be weighed down by heavy fabrics and practical designs that serve a function.

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Is it a bra, is it a top, is it Superman? We DON'T know. Image via Urban Outfitters.
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The 'Out From Under Extreme Crop Tank Top Shrug' (even they don't know what it is) has been described as an 'ultra-cropped wife beater' and 'a white tank top that's cropped so short, it doesn't cover anything besides the model's bra straps".

The description on UO's website called it “the ultra-sexy way to layer,” emphasising that it’s “cropped above chest for the coolest layered look featuring a crop neck and thin shoulder straps.”

The teeny tiny top-like garment was originally on offer from UO's 'exclusive brand' Out From Under, though it has since vanished from the website.

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We imagine there's been quite a few emergency meetings at UO's head office this week, as they try to figure out whether their designers are literally just trolling them to see if they notice.

In other fashion news, we reckon if you just snip the crotch in your undies and pull them over your head, you can get the look of the 'Extreme Crop Tank Top Shrug' for free. Please send us pics.