Happy Golden Globes Day, you guys!
We all woke up this morning buzzing with excitement to see who would a) Nail it, or b) Go for the “Oh, that’s an interesting choice (WTF)” option at the 2016 Golden Globes red carpet.
Host Ricky Gervais, on the other hand, woke up like this:
Nice.
Anyway, it’s Kit Kat time – grab your phone, and sneak away somewhere your boss/boyfriend/child/husband can’t find you to join us in trawling the best of the best trends from this year’s Golden Globe red carpet.
SPARKLY NAKED VIBE
If I take my glasses off and squint really hard, these ladies look like upright sparkly naked mermaids. That’s the idea, right? Fashion?
LADY CAPES
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the slightly debilitating trend that restricted our arm movement last year: lady capes!
50 SHADES OF BLUE
I always thought navy was for Catholic school uniforms, but there’s something jazzy about blue. *Cue Miranda Priestly monologue about Cerulean*
OOH PRETTY, JEWELS
When I was eight years old I was in a tap dancing recital and our costume pants were made from sequins and stick on plastic gems. By the end of the Hot Shoe Shuffle my poor little bum was scratched up like a third-generation Toyota Corolla.
Top Comments
I usually hate everything J-Lo wears but I think she looked unbelievable last night. Her dress was my favourite by far. I could have done without the split but I'll forgive it for the wonderful colour and the cape.
J Lo looks amazing as usual!