I live alone.
When I walk in the door at night, I don’t have to ask anyone how their day was. I just whip off my bra, say hello to my dog, and do whatever the heck I want.
I love living alone. I’ve lived on my own several times in my life and nothing beats it.
Sure, I live in a mould infested crappy lil’ apartment that still smells like the previous tenant – but that mould infested crappy lil’ apartment is all mine.
I think everyone should live alone at least once in their lives.
Living alone teaches you how to be self-sufficient, you learn how to watch horror movies on your own without screaming like a five-year-old, and you figure out just how lax you’re prepared to be with your own personal hygiene.
Sometimes people who live alone take tests on the internet. Like this one, which tells you whether or not you’re a narcissist. Post continues.
It also gives you the opportunity to do some really bizarre sh*t.
Here are seven weird and wonderful things everyone who lives on their own does:
1. Talk to ourselves
I mean, this one is a given.
It’s only natural that when you live alone your inner monologue becomes an outer monologue.
I also have a dog so I think it’s very important to update him on everything I’m thinking, feeling and doing.