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A definitive ranking of every single The Bachelorette Australia season from 5 to 1.

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It’s a truth universally acknowledged that not all Bachelorette seasons are made equal.

Some give us epic love stories like that of Georgia Love and Lee Elliott. Others give us short term romances that fill the pages of tabloid magazines for months to come. And others give us… stairs. 

A whole lotta innuendo and gossip and rumours about possible sex acts on stairs and it’s a lot for us.

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Having said all that, we’d watch all of them again in a heartbeat. For the drama. And also the… gossip.

Because we don’t have time for that, we thought we’d take a little trip down memory lane and rank our Bachelorette seasons from what the heck was that to YES IT’S DEFINITELY LOVE FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.

5. Ali Oetjen’s season.


We love Ali. She’s a super smart businesswoman and one time she Stage Five-Clinged that Tim bloke and that made us giggle a little bit.

But the general consensus was that no one was particularly invested in Ali’s love story.

Maybe it was because we’d just watched her story play out on Bachelor in Paradise (… and on the stairs) or maybe it was because she followed Sophie Monk and we’d gotten used to a little more bogan chic in our bachie ladies.

However, this season did give us the gift that is Ivan “I wanna be a sh*t Channing Tatum” Krslovic and we’ll be forever grateful for that.

We’ll never fully recover from what he did with those avocados.


4. Sam Frost's season.

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This seems like a long time ago.

There was a lot of anticipation around Sam Frost's season of The Bachelorette. 

After Blake Garvey gone and Blake Garvey-ed Sam, Australia was heavily invested in her finally finding her happy ending.

And she did... for a little while.

But a few months after the finale aired, Sam and her final guy, Sasha Mielczarek, broke up and Sam had to go find love in the real world without the help of Osher and his sweet, sweet whisperings.

It was a lot for us to go through as a nation and we've never really recovered.

3. Georgia Love's season.

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This was hard for all of us.

Georgia Love's season was like a breath of fresh air.

We'd never met Georgia before and she seemed like a genuinely nice person who had hit 28 and had come to the natural conclusion that the only way to find a fella was through a televised dating competition.

Georgia's season gave us the big happy ending we were looking for when she declared her love for Lee.

However, it also gave us one of the most unforgettable moments in the Bachelor franchise - when she broke Matty J's heart and he bent over because the pain was too much... especially for his knees.

It's still hard to watch almost four years later.

2. Angie Kent's season.

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Although Angie's season is yet to air, it's shaping up to be one of the best yet because:

a. Doggos could be involved.

b. Angie's best friend Yvie will definitely be involved.

c. There's an undercover brother.

d. Angie burps a lot, and...

e. All the mens seem to have long hair and hipster names.

1. Sophie Monk's season.

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This was a weird time for precisely all of us.

Sophie Monk remains the reigning Queen of The Bachelorette Universe.

Although Sophie literally made us sit through six weeks of her going on dates with random fellas just so she could hook up with a middle-aged dad she'd met on a yacht a year previously, it was a fun ride.

Stu Laundy seemed genuinely confused as to what he was doing there. Osher was beside himself with excitement. And Jarrod - sweet, red-faced, pot-plant carrying Jarrod - spent approximately 3948948 hours walking down a beach crying.

It was heaven.

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