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Nudity, walkouts and... a lobster: All the insane things you missed in The Bachelorette promo.

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Prepare your couches.

The brand new season of The Bachelorette premieres tomorrow night (!!!) and we couldn’t be more excited.

On Wednesday night, another 21 men will enter the mansion vying for the heart of Googlebox and I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! star Angie Kent.

After only seeing a few short glimpses of what the 29-year-old’s season of the reality TV dating show will be like, Channel 10 have finally released a new promo showing just how dramatic good this season is going to be.

Watch the new trailer for The Bachelorette Australia below. Post continues after video.

As expected, there’s a lot going on, so we’ve unpacked it all for you. Here are eight things you may have missed from the new promo:

There will be A LOT of fights.

Look, we know The Bachelorette is all about Angie finding love… but we’d be lying if we said we’re not excited for the inevitable drama.

At one cocktail party, a number of the men begin arguing over something that has been said about Angie. (Yep, we’re having flashbacks too.)

“Go and tell her you said she’s a bitch,” one contestant tells another. “I dare ya.”

“[He’s] just a f***ing weasel. That’s what it is. At the end of the day, he’s just an absolute weasel,” another responds.

At least it’s not as bad as The Bachelor’s whole dog c*** debacle, right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There’s a walkout on the horizon.

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Oh dear.
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Woah. It looks like Angie might be dealing with at least one walkout if this promo is anything to go by.

During the same cocktail party (we think, because he's wearing the same suit), contestant Ciarran appears to attempt to leave the mansion.

"I'm done with the show," Ciarran shouts after slamming his glass down on the table and taking his blazer off.

"Get me out of here."

Later on in the promo, Angie says: "I wanna just go home."

WE NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDS.

There's a... nude painting session.

It looks like we'll be seeing A LOT of Ciarran this season.

According to the promo, the 25-year-old British contestant will be stripping off in front of Angie, fellow Googlebox star Yvie and all the other Bachelorette contestants in a very revealing group date.

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Oh.
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"I had no idea where to look. Like, I couldn't look. I couldn't," Angie says.

"Oh God! It was the best."

Juicy.

Bizarre photo shoots are still a Bachie specialty.

At one point, we see a snapshot of the infamous photoshoot group date.

In perhaps the most bizarre shoot we've seen so far, Angie poses by the water in what we can only describe as an Aquaman and Little Mermaid crossover.

Only... there's a human lobster in the background.

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The most ambitious crossover in history.

"I can see your bits," Angie tells the contestant dressed as a lobster.

"I just saw his little lobster balls."

Oh.

And baths too, of course. 

For some reason, the Bachelor and Bachelorette producers seem to have a particular love for dates involving... baths.

It makes us dreadfully uncomfortable and we'd really wish they'd stop, pls.

We've already dealt with the abomination that was this:

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WHY THO?
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And not to mention this...

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HE DIDN'T EVEN FIT.

And now, it's Angie's turn.

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At least there's no chocolate, right?
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Someone gifts Angie a key to their apartment.

On the red carpet on the first night, one of the contestants gifts Angie a key to their apartment.

It's... a lot.

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Angie wasn't keen.

Angie might have sent home 'the one'.

After two rose ceremonies, Angie seems to regret her decision.

"Why did I do that? I made the wrong decision," a teary Angie says.

"I guess I won't know now. What if he was the one?" she adds, after another rose ceremony.

Yikes. Make sure you have tissues at the ready.

But don't worry, she (probably) doesn't pull a Honey Badger.

The promo ends with Angie saying, "I could definitely see a future with him".

"I'm completely falling in love with you," she adds and OMG.

It looks like we might be getting our happy ending after all...

The Bachelorette Australia premieres Wednesday October 9 at 7.30pm on Channel 10.

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