Vanessa Sunshine just won some one-on-one time with the Honey Badger.
They sat on one of those romantic-looking sex couches and then…
Yep, there be crickets.
Honey Badger asked Vanessa Not So-Sunshine-y a bunch of questions and she responded as though he was a tax auditor.
He asked her what she liked to do and she said brunch.
She then told him brunch was a ‘Melbourne thing’ which offended precisely everyone.
Honey Badgelor asked her whether a sense of humour was important to her and she responded with a look that would terrify Stalin.
He then asked her whether she liked dad jokes and she did not.
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Once even the alpacas in the background were cringing, Nick decided to call it.
He thanked Vanessa Sunshine for the date and told her he would “pack it up”.
Vanessa did not… respond.
She then told the camera: “
She seemed genuinely confused as to why she was on date with this guy with the mullet and the moustache ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Here’s how Twitter reacted:
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