Vanessa Sunshine just won some one-on-one time with the Honey Badger.
They sat on one of those romantic-looking sex couches and then…
Yep, there be crickets.
Honey Badger asked Vanessa Not So-Sunshine-y a bunch of questions and she responded as though he was a tax auditor.
He asked her what she liked to do and she said brunch.
She then told him brunch was a ‘Melbourne thing’ which offended precisely everyone.
Honey Badgelor asked her whether a sense of humour was important to her and she responded with a look that would terrify Stalin.
He then asked her whether she liked dad jokes and she did not.
We unpack the funniest moments from the Honey Badger’s latest week in the mansion on our Bach Chat podcast. Post continues after audio.
Once even the alpacas in the background were cringing, Nick decided to call it.
He thanked Vanessa Sunshine for the date and told her he would “pack it up”.
Vanessa did not… respond.
She then told the camera: “
She seemed genuinely confused as to why she was on date with this guy with the mullet and the moustache ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Here’s how Twitter reacted:
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 22, 2018
#TheBachelorAU Vanessa needs to change her name to.. Vanessa Nightmare.
— Moosy (@CdvNat) August 22, 2018
Can someone in production please give Nick a safe word to get out of these disaster situations. That was just awkward to watch #TheBachelorAU
— onlyhereforthebachelortweets (@Jodie43678389) August 22, 2018
If he says, “I’ll let you got to bed.”. I’m thinking the date wasn’t ace. #TheBachelorAU
— Pocket Osher (@Pocket_Osher) August 22, 2018
I think Nick would’ve rather dated the alpaca at this point #TheBachelorAU
— Ben (@benjya85) August 22, 2018
I haven’t seen a bloke work this hard since Peter Dutton attempt to think of an AC/DC song title or deny he wanted to be PM #thebachelorau
— BuzzFeed Australia (@BuzzFeedOz) August 22, 2018
“Its a melbourne thing” GET OUT IT’S JUST A MEAL AT 10 O’CLOCK ISH ANYONE CAN DO THAT #thebachelorau
— Jade Toomey (@jadeetoomey) August 22, 2018
Nick’s favourite part about his date with Vanessa Sunshine was the pack up, I betcha #TheBachelorAU
— Kenna MacTavish (@kactavish) August 22, 2018
— Amy Price (@amyprice21) August 22, 2018
Nice wrap up Nick
“I’ll pack all this stuff up”.
Phew, and you’re OUT. #TheBachelorAu
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 22, 2018