SO.
Last night we were introduced to a woman named Vanessa Sunshine.
Vanessa Sunshine entered the bachelor mansion, gave ole’ Honey Badger the once-over, and then went around the room introducing herself to the other women as Vanessa Sunshine.
“I’m Vanessa Sunshine.”
“Vanessa Sunshine.”
“Vanessa Sunshine.”
“I’m Vanessa… Sunshine.”
“I’M VANESSA SUNSHINE.”
“MY MOTHERFLIPPIN’ NAME IS VANESSA SUNSHINE.”
But it… it… turns out her real name isn’t Vanessa Sunshine at all.
According to the Daily Mail, her real name is Vanessa… Bennet.
The publication discovered the name in a Facebook post the 27-year-old model was tagged in back in 2013.
Yep, she apparently added the Sunshine bit.
And then preceded to bring absolutely no sunshine into the bachelor mansion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Anywho, here's the best Twitter reactions to "Vanessa Sunshine" tryin' to make "Vanessa Sunshine" happen:
“I mean, I didn’t leave my life for nothing” - Vanessa Sunshine. THIS IS THE BEST BACHIE QUOTE TO DATE, YOUVE BEEN THERE ONE EP, what did you do, what did you leave behind, I can’t ???????????? #THEBACHELORAU
— Jacqui Reed (@JacquiReed10) August 15, 2018
If i started throwing down shots every time Vanessa Sunshine said 'Vanessa Sunshine' I would be having my stomach pumped rn #TheBachelorAU
— Jessica Lynch (@jesskalynch) August 15, 2018
Vanessa of the famus Sunshine family #BachelorAU
— James Cheeseman (@shaggy84329) August 15, 2018
They all try to be Keira but there is only one bachie Queen #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/DZ8hFLTUfU
— BrooksForTheDallyM (@princess_hann_) August 15, 2018
When's the new season of "Making Girlfriends" coming out?! ???? #BachelorAu
— Soapy Mc Soapbox (@soapymcsoapbox) August 15, 2018
We all know a Vanessa Sunshine don’t we.... #BachelorAu #runNickrun pic.twitter.com/DN6H5q6M65
— Jo Kendray (@jokendray) August 15, 2018
THEY PUT VANESSA SUNSHINE’S FULL NAME ON HER TITLE CARD OMFG #BachelorAU
— lauren (@smolspideyy) August 15, 2018
“This is The Bachelor, not Make New Girlfriends” is the equivalent of “This is not Rupaul’s Best Friend Race” #BachelorAU pic.twitter.com/fLpnHN227v
— Ku (@MissMichelleKu) August 15, 2018
How the hell is Miss Sunshine keeping those boobs up? I’m thinking sorcery. #BachelorAU
— jacs (@jacsvoice) August 15, 2018
Vanessa sunshine is such a mood #BachelorAU
— Tyla (@tylathecreat0r) August 15, 2018
I'll be hearing the name "Vanessa Sunshine" in my nightmares for sure #BachelorAu
— Miranda Napier (@Mighty_Snazzy) August 15, 2018
Vanessa Sunshine’s thought track is HYSTERICAL. #notthrilled #bachelorau
— Sarah Harris ???? (@SarahHarris) August 15, 2018
More like Vanessa Raincloud amirite #BachelorAU
— Sarah McPhee (@_SarahMcPhee) August 15, 2018
Vanessa Sunshine is great branding imo, and according to Instagram she has a large cat #BachelorAU
— angus livingston (@anguslivingston) August 15, 2018