Last night we were introduced to a woman named Vanessa Sunshine.
Vanessa Sunshine entered the bachelor mansion, gave ole’ Honey Badger the once-over, and then went around the room introducing herself to the other women as Vanessa Sunshine.
“I’m Vanessa Sunshine.”
“I’m Vanessa… Sunshine.”
“I’M VANESSA SUNSHINE.”
“MY MOTHERFLIPPIN’ NAME IS VANESSA SUNSHINE.”
But it… it… turns out her real name isn’t Vanessa Sunshine at all.
According to the Daily Mail, her real name is Vanessa… Bennet.
The publication discovered the name in a Facebook post the 27-year-old model was tagged in back in 2013.
Yep, she apparently added the Sunshine bit.
And then preceded to bring absolutely no sunshine into the bachelor mansion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Anywho, here's the best Twitter reactions to "Vanessa Sunshine" tryin' to make "Vanessa Sunshine" happen:
“I mean, I didn’t leave my life for nothing” - Vanessa Sunshine. THIS IS THE BEST BACHIE QUOTE TO DATE, YOUVE BEEN THERE ONE EP, what did you do, what did you leave behind, I can’t ???????????? #THEBACHELORAU
— Jacqui Reed (@JacquiReed10) August 15, 2018