By ROSIE WATERLAND
Annnnnnd we’re back!
Season 2 of The Bachelor Australia is officially here and already I can’t even deal because the first shot is of him doing some serious beach-gazing from a sexy, bachelor cliff top. Because pensive. Because looking for love. Because Bachelor.
OH MY GLOB FIRST BOMBSHELL OF THE EVENING:
Osher’s hair has had some kind of stunning, drastic makeover. It’s like he got drunk one night with his girlfriends and let them dye his hair over the bathtub with a box they got from Woolies (squealing “I can’t believe you talked me into this!” while giggling uncontrollably). There would have been much vaseline and glad wrap involved. And now he’s officially kicking things off with one of his brilliant, ‘can’t tell if he needs medical attention’ halting way of speaking: