By ROSIE WATERLAND
HOLY FREAKING GLOB BALLS.
We are so close to the end now I’m pretty sure Osher can actually taste it. And it tastes like freedom. Freedom mixed with his tears and a hint of dirty street pie.
You’ve almost made it, you glorious head of hair with eyes. #SaveOsher
And guess what you guys? Tonight’s episode takes place in AFRICA. (Well, South Africa – which still has the scenery but with people who aren’t frightening colours.)
But first… Bachie needs to do some serious thinking. If he’s going to force a girl to admit she loves him and then abandon her on the other side of the world, then he had better pick the one who has the best chance of figuring out how to get home. Because Sandra Sully sure as hell won’t be paying for that unlovable loser’s plane ticket. That money is allocated to Oshie’s hair-vitamin budget.
GASP! What’s this? Bachie is off to a jewellery store to pick a ring for the lucky lady at the end. And because BUNDA it really looks like they’ve BUNDA got a really important deal BUNDA going with BUNDA, I feel BUNDA like I should BUNDA mention that the jewellery store he BUNDA goes to is BUNDA called BUNDA. BUNDA. (Can I have something free now?)
I think he’s going to BUNDA.