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As of Thursday morning, I have watchedThe Bachelor's cocktail party drama approximately 37 times. And I still don't quite...understand it.

The Bacheloris getting more unhinged by the episode and yet...here we are. It's a global pandemic, what are our other options?

Locky Gilbert decorates a cake while answering rapid fire questions. Post continues below video.

We watched as Areeba, Juliette and Kristine broke the cocktail party by coming up with a genius plan to spend time with Locky; by talking to him...together as a..."threesome chat".

Look, not to get technical, but it was a "foursome".

Then, Juliette sneakily slipped Locky a note without the others knowing to tell Locky she's ~not like other girls~ and he gave her a rose.

Cue: DRAMA.

#NoteGate kicked off as Areeba, Kristine and the rest of the women ran around the cocktail party trying to find out whether a note exchanged hands/what was on the note/if Juliette is prettier than them.

It wasa lot, and we simply must turn to the wise ones on Twitter for their reactions. Because they're very good.

Enjoy:

Once the other girls find out the note got the girl a rose #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GxgeQbgDr6

— YOUgetinthebowl (@VinceUrsi)

It definitely was a deep, emotional letter #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/3tckTkO94j

— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast 🌹 (@BOHpod)

When you get called a snake for passing a note to a guy you like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vE1UjzlhFH

— Annie Bourke (@annie_hotmess)

Rules of the bachelor house 1. Don't sit next to people 2. Don't discriminate against the red head 3. Don't give letters #bachelorau #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qJNRKm3BOX

— Bobby Bandog (@BandogBobby)

The girls in the Bach Mansion: Omg I can’t believe she gave him a note! The rest of Australia: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/T8sHi8BAPR

— Emily Harry (@emm_harryy)

Imagine asking Areeba for a home loan #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vUBfrJpL3R

— anthony (@IceCreamTony)

maybe the producers should set a limit for how much the girls are allowed to drink... just a thought! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/yXt0ZqxGJf

— alysha (@intosneedy)

This fight is giving me major year 9 vibes #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/NySIzKeMr0

— T 🌸 (@ten_1996x)

Juliet harnessing the power of literacy, by writing a note. Apparently this breaks the rules #bachelorau

— Lisa Mc 🌿 (@Makkurokuran)

Man, the #bachelorau is making me feel old tonight. Did I blink and head back to high school? It’s like a train wreck. #sendnetflix

— Bec McMaster (@BecMcMaster)

Areeba just fully admitted she only wants a rose so she can destroy Juliette. This show!!!! #bachelorau

— Christian Gillett 🌈 (@cagillett)

Areeba's spoiled bratty commentary is the biggest turnoff tobwatch this season's Bachelor. Ugh...can't do it. #TheBachelorAU #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/SblUDZJ9oc

— Blondey Dundee (@aussiekim72)

I wonder when Areeba will carry out all her revenge attacks? She’s got a few notched up now... Are we talking jousting? Rochambeau? Muskets at dawn? #bachelorau

— Em Rusciano (@EmRusciano)

Honestly this season man... #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/KxPpVpOofi

— Tom (@JETZO_10)

OMFG these girls forget they're not there for EACH OTHER! Has everyone forgot this is THE BACHELOR?! The tantrums this season! #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/3jsfzNh5lt

— Blondey Dundee (@aussiekim72)

JULIETTE GAVE LOCKY A FUCKING NOTE. A FUCKING NOTE!!! Areeba you ain't that special to think it's a privilege to be near you. #bachelorau

— Tom (@JETZO_10)

My god, a woman wrote a note to a man?! How very dare she? #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/vkPb866gFj

— Carrie Hutchinson (@OzCopyGirl)

If only there was a show dedicated to people finding love and not female clones getting drunk and having cat fights 🌹 #TheBachelorAU #bachelorau pic.twitter.com/qM1SVlPXUg

— Lisa (@LisaFaye6)

Juliette opening a “mystery” letter from Areeba... #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/G5BoFvAHJ8

— Tas Mavridis* (@TasMavridis)

She wrote him a letter saying SHE DOESNT WEAR MAKEUP SO HE GAVE HER A ROSE??? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/pQEWynKCN6

— J O D E S 💗 (@jodes888)

“she’s only here for herself” HELLO? DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHOW YOU’RE ON?! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Src5KKpJXk

— alysha (@intosneedy)

Locky reading a love letter he’s been handed in the middle of a cocktail evening #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/6NADCcjJQp

— Peter Thomas (@coturnix97)

Ahhh, Bachie. Stay classy.

Maybe we'll understand this all better after tonight's episode. But don't count on it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Feature image: Ten.