It happened. Our two favourite worlds collided and we finally feel complete.

An episode riddled with c-bombs, backstabbing, and barefaced lies, The Bachelorjust went full MAFS and we want to thank everyone involved for making it happen (especially Trent from Punchy).

In the whodunnit mystery of the century, tonight’sBachieep revolved around the question: “Was Matt called a dog c*nt and a disrespectful pig or no?”

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Here’s how it all went down:

In one corner, we had Abbie, who had been feeling sick to her stomach about animal-inspired insults hurled around by the pool about her shared boyfriend, so of course, told him.

In the other, we had Monique, who wouldn’t dare call anyone a pig in her life but seemed unfazed by her alleged use of the c-word on national television.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Following a stunning acting performance by Monique, who all but managed to convince Matt she didn’t even know therewasa pool atBachieHQ (and truly deserves a Gold Logie), confusion engulfed the mansion.

Witness accounts were mixed:

“They’re just bogans! That’s how they talk!” said Sogand when pulled aside by Matt.

Elly, on the other hand, didn’t hear anyone say “haha,” which is the tell-tale sign that a joke has been told.

Emma definitely heard it and will take the stand in court if necessary, and another woman who we’ve never seen before did a very good job of looking genuinely shocked by the whole situation:

No but seriously who are you?

But poor Matt, looking confused and sad and maybe a little bit hungry, succumbs to the pressure of producers and keeps Monique in at the rose ceremony.

Here's how Twitter reacted to the spectacular mess:

one way to kill your boyfriend's boner is to tell him one of his other girlfriends called him a dog c*nt #TheBachelorAU

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) August 14, 2019

Abbie dropping dog c***t on Aussie national television #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/p8F3atidR4

— Monique Myintoo (@aumonique_) August 14, 2019

Abbie: I don’t want to say anything-Matt: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/15tAT1ZPcz

— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) August 14, 2019

Abbie after dropping that c bomb #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YIZzExHFAn

— Allison (@infiniteallien) August 14, 2019

So Monique allegedly called Matt a “Dog C***” ? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/JQRE4MCegH

— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) August 14, 2019

See you next Tuesday? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/BSaECtvskn

— ret (@Retta_Potterfan) August 14, 2019

Personally I prefer the term Canine Cunny but I'm old fashioned that way #TheBachelorAU

— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) August 14, 2019

Tonight we’ve had the phrases “dog c***” and “slamming every box” so I guess #TheBachelorAU has hit peak Aussie

— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) August 14, 2019

Matt trying to get to the bottom of this #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QufNl5aJkM

— Ella Margaret (@ellamargaret) August 14, 2019

Monique be like: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qSsRbyqcDL

— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) August 14, 2019

fLoWeRy?!?!! #TheBachelorAU

— Casey (@caseyxnl) August 14, 2019

I’ve been waiting 3 weeks to use this photo #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/MnGmPnERuz

— Nicholas Julian (@NicoJulian92) August 14, 2019

“I can’t imagine me saying that” - the catch cry of women everywhere who definitely said that. #TheBachelorAU

— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) August 14, 2019

He's getting literally every side of the story. He's gone full Poirot #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tHKr8NRjjr

— Shannon McKinn (@Nannchez) August 14, 2019

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the word dog c*** has now been said more times on this show than the word journey. #TheBachelorAU

— Lauren Edwards (@laurenvedwards) August 14, 2019

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