He’s the 50-year-old photographer who likes his young models to call him Uncle Terry and has been accused of inappropriate sexual behaviour and exploitation of young models.

She’s his 30-something pregnant girlfriend whom he first met when she was his intern.

And together, photographer Terry Richardson and his girlfriend Alexandra “Skinny” Bolotow held a baby shower to celebrate the impending arrival of their twins.

Several things sprung to mind when I saw the pictures. Mostly, though, I just wanted to know: what the hell is Martha Stewart doing there? 

Martha Stewart, Alex Bolotow and Terry Richardson. Image via Instagram.

It’s unclear whether any guests were persuaded to engage in sexual acts they’d later regret at the fun gathering.

Party favours.

It’s also unclear how Richardson and Bolotow intend to explain his body of work, much of which features Bolotow, to their little ones.

A 2014 piece in New York Magazine described some of it:

So, maybe something like, “Well, mummy and daddy thought it would be so funny to trick our friends by writing a slur on mummy’s head and then engaging in a sex act in front of them! Don’t you think that’s so funny?!”

Yeah, that’ll work.

Good luck to the parents-to-be!