It’s the wedding that just keeps on giving.
I’m just going to say it: Salim and Aysha Mehajer are Sydney’s golden couple.
Their insane nuptials have brought such joy to so many people and provided so much fodder for so many snarky writers (ahem) that we all owe them a debt of gratitude.
I’ve got some more great news related to our fearless lovers: there’s another video.
We are all familiar with the wonderful pre-wedding video depicting the courtship of the deputy mayor of Auburn and his bride, featuring that completely illogical and slightly disconcerting gun scene.
But wait, there’s more.
And it’s better than a free set of steak knives.
Behold, the day they decided to employ make-up artists to age them to 90 years old and film it.
Other fantastic things we’ve learned about the couple recently include that Aysha’s dress weighed 22kg, and that her real name is April Learmonth.
According to News.com.au, she had red hair and freckles when she enrolled in beauty school at 16 in the Illawarra. She was recently crowned Miss Personality at the Miss Lebanon beauty pagaent.
But let’s get back to the matter at hand: the video.
It begins with the couple we know and love: youthful, bronzed, and with teeth a shade of white that doesn’t have a name yet.