For vertically challenged people, being fun-sized isn’t really all that fun a lot of the time. There’s a reason so many hits come up when you type ‘Short people problems’ into Google… and that’s because us shorty’s have 99 problems and not being able to reach anything is just another one.
Presenting some annoying, awkward and otherwise downright frustrating scenarios that short people find themselves in. Constantly.
1) Petting
I’m not sure what it is about normal-sized people and thinking that a short person is some type of pet, but I swear to God if one more person pats me on the head, and makes an awwww noise, I might just actually give up and end up barking at them.
2) Not being taken seriously
This follows off point number one. When you’re trying to have an argument, and get your point across, it’s very hard to be taken seriously. I like to think people throw in the ‘You’re so cute when you’re angry!’ remark because they realise they’re wrong and I’m right. Or something.
And just try to be taken seriously when you’re in a meeting and your feet won’t reach the ground while sitting on a chair. It just ain’t going to happen. Learn to dangle your feet with authority.
3) Trying to order at bars, cafes or just ANYWHERE
That hand sticking up desperately trying to order a glass of wine after a hard day of work is me.
Mr Bartender, please stop ignoring me and curbing my alcoholic desires. Likewise people pushing in, I’m a real person too.
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How short is short? I'm 5"5 and I have a 10year old daughter who is almost as tall as me. It's depressing.
5'5 is tall in my books :p I stand at 5ft flat. My cousin shot up past me when he was about 10 as well, needless to say my family found it hilarious and used it for many photo ops!
Family's are slack like that! I feel your pain :)
One day a few years back a rather rude sign appeared above the kitchen sink where I work telling everyone off for not doing their own dishes. We all knew who put it there, the lads called her the kitchen Nazi. I happen to agree about the dishes and always do my own. There was some giggling amongst a couple of the younger fellas, and then some whispering. I knew they had a plan. Some time later that day another sign appeared this time on the cupboard below the sink. It said something pretty close to "We have figured out why there is dirty dishes in the sink and want to apologize on behalf of Darcydidit, she is too short to reach the sink and has to stand back and throw the dishes in. Please accept this apology. This sign is on a lower cupboard so as not to be seen as discriminating against shorter people". I am the MC at the wedding of one of these young buggers next month. He better be nice to me between now and then.