Ever wondered what masseurs are thinking as they’re kneading your body? Well they’ve come forward and revealed all in a recent Reddit thread, and it’s left us questioning our actions (and bodily functions).
1. Let it go.
Have you ever been laying on the massage table and thought. Oh shit, I need to fart? Well you’re not alone.
“If you have to fart, just fart. Holding it in will make you tense up and I’ll have a harder time getting through your problem areas,” says Reddit user the_xxvii.
“Yeah, it’ll stink for a minute, whatever, who cares? I’m a guy, I fart all the time, I know it’s natural. Also, I’m a goddamn professional so I’m not going to gag or laugh or leave the room if you happen to beef while you’re on my table. Just let it goooooooo. “
Watch: The Mamamia team share stories of when their bodily functions go the best of them.
2. If you don’t like it, say so.
Don’t sit in silence. If you aren’t enjoying your massage speak up, your masseur doesn’t really want to spend an hour kneading into you if you aren’t enjoying it. When they ask if the pressure is okay, be honest.
“All massage therapists give a different massage. Just because you didn’t like it, doesn’t mean it was bad. They are like flavours of ice cream. I could give you the best mint chocolate chip ice cream in the world, but if you don’t like mint, you won’t enjoy it. So try different massages if you are new to it.” wrote user Tytillean.
“Just say something like, ‘Could you please be a bit more gentle/please use more force’. That’s all there is to it. They’ll understand.” (Post continues after gallery)