As I watch my children enter the cage like structure that contains them as they climb the multi-story high steps to the top of the slide, I have visions of monkeys climbing similar structures at the zoo. The undecipherable noises, the jumping around with limbs flailing in excitement and all the energy that is expelled in a confined space, like a big cat pacing back and forth or a gorilla beating its chest, the children seem to take on their inner animal as they play amongst the various equipment within the playground (AKA their enclosure.) Not only is it this aspect of playgrounds that remind me of the zoo but also some of the chaotic, eye brow raising and sometimes fear inducing behaviour that comes along with this environment.
The school holidays in wintery Victoria have found me spending more time than I’d prefer at indoor playcentres of late. Although offering many benefits including boredom beating stimulation, physical exercise and just plain old fun and happiness for my two daughters, I find my experience not as positive. Yes, I know taking my kids to these places isn’t really meant to be about me, but I am there too, and the fact is the experience often leaves me quite frustrated and disappointed with the often-questionable behaviour from both children and their supervising adults that I observed (akin to some of the wild zoo animals in their enclosures.)
Now by no means are my girls perfectly behaved and by no means am I a ‘helicopter parent’ or ‘always on the ball’ with supervision at these places, I get it is time to have a mediocre coffee and stare into space or chat with another mother without a child demanding your full attention. But come on boys and girls, men and women, we need to have a serious talk about playground etiquette- the do’s and don’ts of playground behaviour to make this a much more enjoyable, safe and relaxing experience for all.