We need to talk about the greatest royal family scandal of our time.
Nay, of all time.
You see, apparently both Prince Harry and Meghan Markle let a couple of swear words slip during the ceremony.
Yes, the royals did a swear.
What would the corgis think?
Like any good spotlight journalist, who’s partial to a swear word herself, I did a lil’ bit of investigating.
I scanned the royal wedding footage for any hints of “f**k”, “s**t” and “b**ch”, and this is what I found.
Firstly, in the tradition of grooms everywhere, Prince Harry may have told his bride-to-be he was “sh**ting it” while they stood at the altar together.
Here’s the footage in question:
Definite hints of “sh**ting it”.
Put him in a pair of board shorts and he could be any Aussie groom called ‘Thommo’.
Secondly, Meghan Markle 100 per cent said “Oh fuck!” and put her hand over her chest as the horse-drawn carriage went through the gates.
I swear I just saw Meghan say ‘fuck’ in the back of the carriage as she went through those gates lol
— Mrs B (@JaffaCake_87) May 19, 2018
TURNED THE ROYAL WEDDING ON JUST IN TIME TO SEE MEGHAN DEFINITELY SAY ‘FUCK’ ABSOLUTE SCENES
— Hannah Louise (@hannahlouisef) May 19, 2018
Meghan says “Oh fuck!” as carriage enters private section of Long Walk. What a farce! #RoyalWedding
— Darren Trueman (@daztrue) May 19, 2018
Honestly, I’d also drop the f-bomb if I knew I was in for a 25 minute horse-drawn carriage ride before I even got a glass of bubbly… or a party pie.
According to the Daily Mail, Harry also said, “I’m ready for a drink now”, during the 25 minute ride and no truer words have ever been spoken.
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