1. Rihanna was booed at her Adelaide concert last night.
Like, really booed.
She kept fans waiting almost an hour and a half last night, and by the time she arrived on stage the crowd had gone a little stir-crazy. The booing got so bad she had to do something to placate her fans.
When “ADELAIDE! What the f#%k!?!” didn’t work (just more booing), she decided to try and explain why she was so late: “It takes me forever to get to Australia.”
Well then. That’s… fair enough?
It also didn’t help that she barely sung any of her major hits, and apparently seemed a little drunk.
One fan summed it up pretty well after the show:
“I’m going to bed. Rihanna – you’ve lost a fan.”
2. Which reality star believes the secret to a happy marriage is to do ANYTHING to keep your husband happy, even if it includes being verbally abused, forced to have sex and pretending you never poop so as not to offend your man? Click here for details.
If we’re going off his twitter feed today, Jimmy Kimmel has officially broken Kanye West’s brain.
Let’s break this down: Kanye just gave an interview on BBC where he said a bunch of douchey things like “I’m the biggest rockstar in the world” etc etc Kanye Kanye etc. Jimmy Kimmel then spoofed the ridiculous interview in a hilarious skit on his show. Check it out:
Kanye saw the skit. He was not happy. This is what happened next:
When he got tired of words, he started tweeting Jimmy Kimmel memes he had. We assume the tantrum eventually fizzled out and he fell asleep under his bed.
4. After being married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin for 10 years, Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed how she’d react if he was unfaithful. And it’s NOT what we expected. Click here for details.
Okay, okay – so the ‘interviewer’ was actor Zack Galiafianakis, and it was part of a sketch for his spoof interview show Between Two Ferns, but still. It’s hilarious.
The chat opens with Galifianakis deadpanning “It’s really nice to talk to you, especially in the middle of your public meltdown.”
Our favourite questions are: “You’ve had three hairstyles, what’s next for your career?” and ““When you’re in the recording studio, do you ever think ‘Hey, what if I don’t make something sh—y?’”
Then Galifiankis loses it and gives him a spanking. It’s bizarre and hilarious and you have to watch it:
6. Which TV star has compared his marriage to a “huge fart” in an interview with Playboy magazine? Details here.