There’s nothing quite like an emoticon to express what you are trying to say in a message. Forget words, emoticons convey a whole lot more – they are the tone to the words, the emotion to the message.
I am a firm user of the crab. Yes Gmail has a crab that I have developed quite a fondness for even though I have no idea what it actually means.
But I need a whole lot more tone, in fact I want an emoticon for a middle finger, a glass of wine, a poking out tongue and a bottom