Raise your hand if you’ve felt personally victimised by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex Prince Harry and Meghan Markle since they’ve been in Australia?
Not (just) because they’re taking over the news and causing traffic that makes it hard for you to live your life.
But because Harry and Meghan are the thigh gaps of relationships.
There, I said it.
Ever since the royal couple stepped off a private plane at Sydney Airport at the start of this week, they have not stopped touching each other and clearly just want to go back to whatever government building they’re staying at to do the intercourse.
But they can’t because they have to go to work, so instead they’ve given us moments like these: