Chokers had their day in the sun.
Side vag got a whirl.
Velvet did, too.
And now, like a surprise STD you got from that guy at the club when you were 21, plastic-covered knees are here to ruin your week without warning.
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A-yup!
"Clear knee mum jeans" are now a thing, and just like syphilis, I think we can all agree we really wish they weren't.
Top Comments
Over use of the ugly stick on those.Just need a celeb to be photoed in these and women will buy them
So now even jeans won't save the knobbly-kneed...damnit...