On the hunt for a new sex toy? Unsure what to go for and whether or not you need a newly fandangled suction element? Well, BREATHE. Because the Mamamia sex toy reviews are here to help. We get real women to get real intimate with real sex toys and then tell us about them.
This week Katie, who is Mamamia's Sex Editor, reviews the one sex toy she's been avoiding putting anywhere.
I need to start by letting you know that this sex toy has been gathering dust on my desk for three years.
For anyone that doesn't work at Mamamia, I know this sentence will read like a HR complaint waiting to happen, but I need to add context here: I am a Sex Editor. And for this strange profession, I get sent a lot of sex toys. So much that they pile up on my desk and decorate my computer screen.
I call them my desk dongs and I love them.
But there's one sex toy that I was sent three years ago that I've been way too scared to try: The Pizza Cutter.
Obviously, that is not its official name, but that is exactly what it looks like. And for that reason, the thought of rolling a pizza cutter up and down my vulva seemed like a task I didn't want on my to-do list. Professionally or personally.
But as it's my last week at Mamamia, I thought it was time I (literally) dusted this dude off and gave him a chance.
So here it is. My honest sex toy review of the Pizza Cutter.
What does the sex toy claim to do?
This sex toy claims to do absolutely nothing. The box doesn't explain a damn thing – instead just refers to it as a pleasure massager. There are no instructions as to where to put it, what to do with it once it's in place, or what it's even meant to make you feel.