Hello reader friends,
I’d like you to look at this photo, shared on Instagram, by one Billy Ray Cyrus:
Now see that caption?
I’m so happy… you are happy.
Wanna know what that means?
Billy’s daughter, Miley, totally-totally-totally got hitched to her Aussie lover Liam Hemsworth. They are with child and are purchasing a house in the suburban heartland with a white picket fence. Just ask literally anyone on the internet right now.
A quick glance of the comments section on Billy’s post offers:
OMG A WEDDING DRESS
Yay I feel like I’ve waited forever for this!
Or, you know, Miley and Liam weren’t doing any of the above and maybe – just maaaaaaybe – Billy was simply stating a fact. His daughter is happy. He is happy about his daughter’s aforementioned happiness. Bada bing. Bada boom.
I have another theory I’d like to put forward.
See the sleeve of her “wedding dress”? That looks an awful lot like cotton to me. And if I know my fabrics (I really don’t, but trust me on this one), cotton isn’t exactly something you whip out for The Big Day. This, by my very scientific analysis of fabrics, is not a piece of apparel destined to be worn down an aisle.
I would also like to remind people that a day at the beach often = happiness.
Therefore, from this formal Mamamia investigation, I can confirm Miley Cyrus had a good ol’ day at the beach.
Do you think the above photo means Miley and Liam got hitched?
Cut the crap.