Miley, Miley, Miley. What have you done this time?
The 21-year-old Wrecking Ball singer is a one-woman scandal magnet, we know that already. Every time she forgets pants in public, sticks her tongue out, or grinds up against an innocent dwarf, she gets slammed by the media. But this time she might actually be in real, financially disastrous trouble.
There are reports the pop star is in crisis talks with her management as parents in the US and Canada freak out about lewd acts their underage kids have seen on stage at Miley’s concert. Venues and sponsors are apparently spooked by the parental outrage and there’s been real talk about cancelling her “Bangerz” tour.
But surely it can’t be that bad.
It’s not like Miley’s grabbing a fan’s unwashed g-string and cramming it in her mouth in front of twelve years old fans, AmIRight?
Oh. That’s exactly what happened?
Right. Ah. This is awkward.
Ok, with that little anecdote, let’s kick off…
Five moments Miley Cyrus went too far (this week)
1. Putting a fan’s underwear in her mouth.
2. Masturbating on a car.
3. Grinding on a dwarf wearing a KKK uniform.
4. Advertising her merchandise with a close-up butt selfie.
5. Simulating oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator.
World stop – Jerry Hall has cut her hair
Please, sit down. Get a coffee. Listen.
Jerry -Hall – has – cut – her – hair.
And guess what? It’s the first time scissors have touched her golden mane for forty, yes you heard correctly, FORTY years.
The iconic supermodel has been swishing and swooning with her Veronica Lake waves for longer than most marriages. That means the 57 year old last had a haircut at the tender age of seventeen.
We didn’t even need a calculator to work that out.
The mother of Supermodel Georgia May Jagger, who also favours the long blonde hairdo, posted on her twitter feed:
‘#Surprise !! .. I have cut off my long locks and got the short “Lob” haircut. Thanks to the @lorealpro team!’
According to L’Oréal, the shock decision was made completely on impulse:
‘It wasn’t planned. [Jerry] made an impulsive decision during a photo shoot.’