Michelle wants to teach us all a little somethin’ somethin’ about the BIRDS and the BEES.
Forget about your sex advice been dished out from a sultry blond with a penchant for leather accessories: your latest go-to guru for spicing up your marriage is none other than Michelle Duggar!
On the family blog www.duggarfamily.com, Michelle has submitted a post entitled “Michelle Duggar’s Family Advice For Newlyweds.”
And, far from the expected tips on how to properly wash tupperware, cooking the perfect choc-chip cookie, and masking a family sex scandal, Michelle has shocked us all by going straight for the kill and teaching us a little somethin’ somethin’ about the BIRDS and the BEES.
That’s right folks, now that her reality TV show is turfed, Mizz Duggar is opting for a new career as a sex columnist.
Move over Carrie Bradshaw, Michelle is in da house!
If you’re a newlywed, or simply a young woman with 19 children, listen up, because Michelle wants to reveal her secrets to the perfect marriage.
Spoiler alert: it begins (and ends) with the word ‘yes’.
Tip #1: Your desire to Get Jiggy Wit It will fade as your get older.
Michelle dishes up the advice she was given by an older friend, when she herself was a young and blushing bride-to-be.
She said, “Michelle, I know you’re so excited. You’re a bride-to-be, but some day you’ll be at this point. I’ve been married three years and I’m still happily married. I have one child, we’re expecting our second and I’m big pregnant. You’ve got to remember this.”
Tip #2: Your booty is his only booty, girl.
“Anyone can iron Jim Bob’s shirt, anybody can make lunch for him. He can get his lunch somewhere else. But you are the only one who can meet that special need that he has in his life for intimacy.