There’s a crucial issue we all need to address, and yes, it’s the swimwear that just came down the catwalk at Miami Swim Week.
You may remember that last year, stick-on swimwear made its debut. The trend has since been dismissed as a cruel joke invented by terrorists.
But now, the tide has turned.
Yes, this summer's swimwear trends are made out of wearable fabric, which is a bonus. But they're trolling us and I won't tolerate anyone who says otherwise.
Watch: That time I reviewed a very confronting pair of bikini bottoms. Post continues after video.
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