The following article is NSFW and not suitable for anyone with a... sensitive stomach. Please, don't read while eating. Or drinking. Or operating heavy machinery.
And look, there are a lot of lows.
But even knowing this, nothing had quite prepared me for the revelations on male hygiene I encountered recently. This window into the ways some men fall short of even basic standards of cleanliness and still expect to ‘get theirs’ was a wild ride that revealed a lot more than just the skid marks.
It started with a DM. A follower messaged to let me know that there are a whole subset of men who don’t wipe their arse after pooing because they think that it’s gay.
Okay, no. It had to be a lie.
What fresh hell is this? It’s the toxic mix of homophobia and fragile masculinity for me.