But Mamamia has learnt through entirely fictional sources the real reasons behind many of the exclusions.
We’ve discovered that Haz is concerned Barack Obama will show him up on the dance floor with his style and grace, and ask Megs for a dance – which, to be honest, just sounds completely selfish because that’s something we all want to see.
Megs is worried that British PM Theresa May has been fan-girling her too much, and simply cannot be trusted to not smother her Instagram (@T-girl_MaybeBaby) with selfies with the Suits star that she will undoubtedly insist on taking all freaking night.
Whilst we’re unsure if Donald Trump meets the definition of a political figure, he’s also been excluded. According to our dodgy sources, it’s because there is simply not enough room in the whole of Windsor Castle to accommodate his ego and delusion, (although it must be noted that his small hands wouldn’t need much space). Sounds fair.