But as we take another bite, our care factor is sitting at approximately zero.
The burger is only available before 10.30am, and it’s pretty much everything you could ever want in a breakfast burger – beef patty, hash brown, egg, melted cheese and BBQ sauce. Mmm…
It costs $6.95 and is currently only available in Australia, which has created a bit of a stir around the rest of the world.
"McDonald’s Australia just won breakfast," reported Esquire Middle East.
"It looks incredible. And if you want one in the UAE [United Arab Emirates], you best move to Australia."
Oh, yeah. They also casually called it "the greatest burger on earth". No big deal.
America is also experiencing some serious food envy, with website Bustle settling the score at: "Australia: 1, America: 0."
"If you see something glistening on my face, it's the string of drool on the corner of my mouth," they added.
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Even Twitter has gotten in on the action, with burger aficionados begging Macca's to bring the Big Brekkie Burger to their respective countries.
Excuse me @McDonaldsUK i have seen a clip of a Big Brekkie Burger being sold by yourselves in australia, we need this over here tout suite
— Gripper (@Gripper2502) February 21, 2018
For fuck sake drove to maccies for one of them big brekkie burgers and you can only get them in Australia and only realised when I got there ????????????????
— Ash! (@AshCooper_1) February 21, 2018
OMG Please come to spain ???????? https://t.co/Aj6sagOhzO
— Kirsty (@KirstyRAdcock) February 21, 2018
Cant sleeeeeeeeep, instead i'm googling whether maccies' big brekkie burger is available in the UK cause it looks stunnin and i need one rn
— Lydia Shaw (@Lydia_RoseShaw) February 21, 2018
Yo @McDonalds when is the Big Brekkie Burger in the UK? And don't try and par me off with some lame excuse. I want one straight after I finish my night shift tonight so prepare your restaurants! ????
— Ritchie Jones (@RitchieJones10) February 21, 2018
@McDonalds I demand you bring the Big Brekkie Burger to America.
— Michael Waddell (@mikedubbdubb) February 20, 2018
Yep, it's good to be in Australia right about now... Now if you'll excuse us, we have a burger to polish off.