Okay, real talk.
We don’t know what the deal was with last night’s Married at First Sight. Nothing… happened. No one broke up, no one got slut-shamed, and no one was frustrated with their fake husband for not being Polynesian. As far as this show goes it was uneventful and, frankly, we were disappointed.
But coming into tonight’s episode, we feel like we’ve been lulled into a false sense of security and everything we know is going to come crashing down around us. Except Susan and Sean.
Nothing ever rocks Susan and Sean.
We open with Mel Schilling ominously explaining that the "couples have been living in a bubble," as though that's not completely her fault for literally forcing them to a) get fake married and b) only interact with other fake married couples.
Just as a side note, we feel Mel maybe complained to the producers that John Aiken was doing too much of the narrating, and she would like a turn, please. So now they're letting her say some of the things.