Last night’s episode of Married at First Sight was perhaps the greatest episode of reality television I have ever watched and I do not say that lightly.
It had everything. Betrayal. Surprises. Surprise betrayals. JoJo fighting with John Aiken. Nasser’s reactions. And some really, horrendously bad decisions.
You see, at the commitment ceremony, it was time for Dean and Davina to finally come clean about their affair, but instead of Dean leaving Tracey to be with Davina (like he had promised less than 24 hours earlier), he had magical sex with Tracey and decided they were really meant to be together.
But after analysing the footage 14,590 times and having a good night’s sleep, we have a theory that this sh*tfight didn’t exactly play out the way we were asked to believe.
Ahem. Let’s start at the beginning.
When it’s Dean and Tracey’s turn to face the experts, who know full well about Dean bein a snake but for some reason aren’t allowed to say anything, Dean says, “There’s something I need to tell Tracey that’s related to all this. I need to come clean with something.”
He explains that he and Davina ‘caught up’ (what… what did you need to catch up about?) for a drink, and “Davina told me that she’s kinda into me and, if things didn’t work out with you and I, maybe there’s something there.”
It’s important to note here that as a 39-year-old man, Dean had precisely no agency over this situation and it was all very scary for him.
Then Davina interjects.
"Can I cut in?" she asks, with absolutely no intention of waiting for permission. "This is before I could see you for who you are now."
She tells everyone Dean had agreed to leave Tracey for her, and said there was no spark in his fake marriage.
Dean seems perplexed as to why a) this woman is so mad at him, b) it's all of a sudden 'necessary' to tell the truth, and c) she is speaking when it's meant to be his turn to be telling lies.
It's at this point that our theory begins.
I think Dean still intended on leaving Tracey for Davina. But then Davina spoke up and it annoyed him. So he changed his mind.
LISTEN: Clare and Jessie Stephens debrief on Dean's HIGHLY uncool behaviour at the commitment ceremony. Post continues after audio.
Top Comments
OMG. The ring was for Davina. Of course it was! Every time he lied I was taken back to being 16 and finding out my boyfriend was sleeping with a friend of mine because I didn't put out and everyone in my group knew. And he lied about it for months. I felt sick to my stomach watching it - even knowing how silly the show was to start with. lol. A real piece of work, that one.