Becoming a parent for the first time isn’t easy for anyone.
But we have one hot tip for any soon-to-be-dads out there: Don’t sneak off and marry a German backpacker while your partner is in labour.
Think that sounds pretty obvious? Meet Adonis Rodriguez and his partner (ex-partner?) Heather McGillian.
Adonis, who hails from the Dominican Republic, first met Scottish Heather while the pair were working as hotel entertainers on the Caribbean Island.
After being together for over a year, Heather, 24, found herself with a bun in the oven and at around the nine month mark decided to pop back to her home in the UK to give birth.
She was suffering complications.
Here she is being a cute preggo unicorn. Love you, Heather.
Adonis remained in the Dominican Republic allegedly for visa reasons and to do some nesting (there was a baby on the way, after all).
More accurately, in the month his girlfriend was gone, he apparently married his other girlfriend a tourist he’d met at the hotel where the couple worked, named Julia.
Heather found out about the ‘secret’ ceremony when her friend sent her a snap from the wedding, which Adonis had posted on Facebook, thereby rendering it not-at-all-a-secret.