I think we can all agree that Tuesday night’s episode of Married at First Sight was the best thing that’s happened in any of our lives.
All the contestants from the entire season returned for an entirely unnecessary but also supremely important dinner party, and for reasons that are still unclear, one man thought this jacket was appropriate attire:

That man, of course, is One Direction Sean, who is now in a relationship with Cyclone Tracey, one half of unsuccessful Aussie rapping duo The Perfect Storm.
But throughout the night, a fight unfolded between Sean and Tracey's ex-fake husband Dean, about whether or not Dean had been "harassing" Tracey. And by the end, I developed a theory about what started it.
Here's how it went down.
While Dean is telling a fellow contestant that he learned a lot about Tracey by fake marrying her/living with her/cheating on her, Sean abruptly yells, "YOU DIDN'T," and proceeds to angrily accuse him of being "full of sh*t".
Via a very confusing set of expletives, we piece together that Dean has been texting Tracey, and Sean believes Tracey hates Dean, and has asked him to stop contacting and "harassing" her.
Later in the night, Dean confirms with Tracey that she doesn't think she's being harassed by him, so confronts Sean about it.
This is problematic because Sean has all of a sudden become a crazy person and starts yelling at Dean to "TELL ME THE F**KING TRUTH".
But it's what happens when Sean returns to the dinner table to see Tracey that's particularly telling.
Tracey and Sean are together and WE KNEW IT. Clare and Jessie Stephens debrief. Post continues after audio.
He tells her that Dean is under the impression Tracey really wants his text messages, to which she replies, "oh my God".
"Apparently you guys talk every day," Sean says, and Tracey simply responds, "really?"
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Not sure why she's 'trying to remain friends'. It's not like they had a long term relationship that didn't work out, but they still like each other as people. They barely know each other, they weren't fiends beforehand, they don't have a friend group that would require them to see each other on social occasions and be polite, why bother?
She's playing them off against one another, be it intentional or not.
Oh, absolutely. Who wouldn’t get an ego boost from two guys fighting over you, especially in public!
It'd certainly boost the ole ego.
And now it's been confirmed I'd say while she's much more low key, she's just as shitty a person as Davina is.
Yeah, nobody’s really coming out of this smelling of roses, are they.