Did you hear the news? Two adult humans who once appeared on the same reality show about marriage were spotted together this week, and because one of them is a woman and one of them is a man, we’re almost 100 per cent positive they are dating.
Hell, they’re probably talking kids, holidays to Bali and weddings by now.
“They were on Southbank for drinks, and walking outside Crown [casino],” the source told the Daily Telegraph. “They were really flirty and all over each other.”
Sure, Jono appeared on Season Two of the show and Michelle appeared on Season Three. And okay, they were not alone on their dinner date (Michelle's twin sister Sharon and boyfriend Nick were also there).
Look, there were rumours that Jono had actually started dating his fellow Season Two contestant Nicole Weir, but those were just rumours.
Also, you're right. Michelle is not what Jono "she's not what I ordered" ordered (a petite brunette, for the record), but they were seen in a public space together and previously admitted to having met, so if that's not code for a long-term exclusive relationship, I don't know what is.