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Whoa.

Things on MAFShave officially gone too far.

Yes, we know it’s a television program, but it’s really starting to upset us and we are not OK.

Jessika just used Ning’s husbandMarkas a scapegoat to take the heat off her affair with Dan, leaving Ning as collateral and…no.

Ning has become the unlikely favourite of MAFS andyou will not hurt her, Jessika.

She has come a long way to secure a spot in our hearts, not to mention the experts’, who willnotbe happyif she decides to leave the experiment before sleeping with her fake husband.

But Jessika clearly doesn’t care about anyone but Jessika, so while attempting to divert the attention from her nationally-broadcasted indiscretions during the ~girls night~ (otherwise known as the pre-plannedMAFSb*tch fight), she decided it was time to tell Ning about some potentially fake second-hand gossip passed down from her husband/victim Mick.

BecauseMAFSis…MAFS, we all know Ning and Mark have not engaged in the sex yet, even though their feelings are very strong. But now, they may never seal the deal and we are more upset about it than we should be.

According to Mick-via-Jess, Mark has told da boiz he plans to “sleep with a heap of b*tches” out of sexual frustration when he leaves the show.

Yep. Just like that Jessika “shifted the focus”, and honestly where is Cyrell when you need her.

Someonedefinitelyneeds to tell Jessika she ain’t no King-Dinga-Ling.

While we refuse to believed it, obviously Ning was hurt by this nasty piece of gossip, and Twitter had a lot to say about it:

Wow Jess taking a jab @ Ning on purpose is next level! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Wd7KwcNNiJ

— Oscar (@OscarSayss) March 19, 2019

I low key just wanted Mark and Ning to have sex and jessika has to ruin everything #mafs

— emma (@emmmmamay) March 19, 2019

Ines ‘I’ll be the most hated girl on this show’ Jess ‘hold my beer’ #MAFS

— Murray Conallin (@MConallin) March 19, 2019

Me right now yelling about Mark & Ning’s long lost hook up #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vaAKCKkM3e

— Tiny Wombat (@tinywombat) March 19, 2019

CYRELL, we need you. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EjKDgv4Qk9

— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) March 19, 2019

Honestly? I’m sad. I am actually just super bummed from watching that whole episode of #MAFS. People fully suck and that is not what I needed in my life right now.

— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) March 19, 2019

We need #eggboy to make a surprise entry @ #mafs tomorrow

— Iz (@izzyniyazi) March 19, 2019

And perhaps our favourite tweet directed atMAFSat this point in time:

Why the fuck is MAFS?

— Andy Parker (@aparker349_andy) March 19, 2019

Why the f*ck indeed.