Two words that have been floating around the ether for many, many moons.
And are we complaining?
Most certainly not.
In fact, no two words in the universe fill us with a greater sense of delight and we’re not even ashamed to admit it.
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Yes, we know MAFS ended approximately 3000 years ago, but the contestants are still finding reasons to fight in the wilderness, away from the cameras.
Here, we dissect six (yes, six) Married At First Sight feuds we believe to be ongoing.
1. Martha vs Jules.
The first we bring you is between Martha, Queen of Feuds, and Jules, self-proclaimed Hater of Feuds.
In a plot twist no one saw coming last month, MAFS’ Martha Kalifatidis claimed Jules Robinson was actually the season’s villain, revealing that she bullied her and other cast members including Ines and Jess.
In a YouTube question and answer video, Martha hesitated before launching into a rant in which she said Jules was the sole reason there was “a divide” between the wives, not, you know, the fact that certain other contestants were cheating with their husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.