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Sweet. Bloody. Jesus.

Things have taken a… weird turn on MAFS.

And Australia has thoughts, feelings and concerns.

We’re of course talking about the fact that the experts have gone rogue and allowed Jessika and Dan – the woman who held a man captive for three weeks and the man who wore a curtain to tonight’s commitment ceremony – to pair themselves up and remain in the experiment.

Aside from the fact that we are actually quite sad to see Mick go (he just straight-up stopped wearing shoes on national television because he could not give less of a f*ck, I mean how could you not have the highest respect for that?), we have thoughts:

1. This... isn't how it works.

They're supposed to be strangers.

There's supposed to be a fake television wedding the moment they meet.

WHY EVEN HAVE RULES IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BREAK THEM, JOHN. WHY?!

The entire MAFS premise is pretty cooked already, but the experts have just bent the rules for two people who definitely do not deserve the rules to be bent.

Of all the favours you could dish out to all the contestants on MAFS we literally couldn't think of any two people less deserving.

SERIOUSLY.

2. Why BOTHER spending all that time in the laboratory mixing together the couples' saliva if you're just going to let them swap?!

OK, we don't know how the couples are chosen, but we just... we just.

We can't.

Luckily, Twitter can. Here's what the internet had to say after tonight's supremely bizarre (and very full of ~drama~) episode:

SPOILERS: They're mad.

See ya mafs #MAFSAU

— Trav Rodway (@18Rodda) March 24, 2019

Is there a more morally inept TV show than #MAFS ? #WifeHasTheRemote !

— Wayne_ (@WDSellers) March 24, 2019

The saddest moment on #MAFS tonight pic.twitter.com/GPf4j73qBm

— Talking TV (@TalkingTVAus) March 24, 2019

Next year needs a title change: “Married at first sight.. *except when you want to swap*” #MAFSAU #MAFS

— Nelly (@owlauss) March 24, 2019

8 weeks in and I'm still trying to figure out what on Earth the experts actually do. #MAFS

— Nez (@fraggle73) March 24, 2019

What’s everyone doing at 7:30 Monday-Wed and 7 on a Sunday? As of tonight I’m free up!! Anyone for drinks? Not supporting this crock of shit show again. #MAFS

— S ♒️ (@vlada_sasha) March 24, 2019

#MAFSAU
Jess: I came here to find someone I can build a life with and that person is Dan
Martha: pic.twitter.com/ZpApAJTtAd

— Fadilah Mahmud (@FadilahMeh) March 24, 2019

Ugh. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/QO5yy04QZ4

— Lizzy (@lizthepooh) March 24, 2019

#MAFSAU IS OFFICIALLY CANCELLED...!!! Far out... I don’t even have words...

— Viv Thuy (@vee_twiggs) March 24, 2019

Sooooo do they get new rings or nah? #jess #dan #MAFSAU

— Billie-Jean (@Billie_Jean_82) March 24, 2019

Everyone in the group #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/z9pXMUxtLF

— Catalina ???? (@candycandyilove) March 24, 2019

the only way this could interest me is if cyrell blasts through the window on a flying fox and starts swinging ???? #mafs #mafsau

— liv (@ssslmp) March 24, 2019

How appropriate ... #60Mins doing a story on snake island. Try not to step on Jess or Dan #MAFS #MAFSAU

— BDV1968 (@bdv1968) March 24, 2019

Only on this show could you be rewarded with an extra week of an all expenses paid trip as a reward for being a cheating fuckhead#MAFS

— ????King Ding-a-Ling???? (@bishcheese) March 24, 2019

And finally, one that reflects all of our thoughts entirely:

Can’t believe Jessika and Dan have the bloody audacity to corrupt the sanctity of a fake social experiment involving fake marriage on highly manipulated reality tv smdh #MAFS #MAFSAU

— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 24, 2019

Until tomorrow night, to watch the trash fire continue burning, we guess.