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Sweet. Bloody. Jesus.
Things have taken a… weird turn on MAFS.
And Australia has thoughts, feelings and concerns.
We’re of course talking about the fact that the experts have gone rogue and allowed Jessika and Dan – the woman who held a man captive for three weeks and the man who wore a curtain to tonight’s commitment ceremony – to pair themselves up and remain in the experiment.
Aside from the fact that we are actually quite sad to see Mick go (he just straight-up stopped wearing shoes on national television because he could not give less of a f*ck, I mean how could you not have the highest respect for that?), we have thoughts:
1. This... isn't how it works.
They're supposed to be strangers.
There's supposed to be a fake television wedding the moment they meet.
WHY EVEN HAVE RULES IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BREAK THEM, JOHN. WHY?!
