Excuse us, but whatever you’re in the middle of right now we’re going to need you to pause.
She’s gone rogue on the Instagram, and we are very much here for it.
There’s a lil’ bit of nipple. A bunch of underarm hair. Singing children. Some quotes that don’t entirely make sense.
(Here’s the underarm photo with its half a million likes)…
After stalking the 59-year-old for approximately two and a half hours, we came up with some very important questions.
1. Are you wearing grillz or no?
Grillz are a type of metal jewellery worn over teeth, popularised by rappers in the United States.
And it would very much seem that Madonna is into them.