Put down your mango daiquiri and make sure your tan lines are even pls.
We have a tropical island-based scandal on our hands, people.
Australia just witnessed its biggest reality TV betrayal since, well, about three months ago.
And this time it’s particularly… gross.
Dean and Davina are back and this time they’re on an island.
They dress exclusively in bikinis and board shorts and say “banter” a lot.
You see, Sophie Monk has gathered together some of the country’s most beautiful/most dense people in a villa on an island far, far away from here. Like, further than Fiji.
On the island the beautiful people have been tasked with deciding whether their type is blonde or brunette and then couplin’ up with said type.
One couple who successfully chose their respective types was Grant and Cassidy. Grant is a brunette who likes blondes (supposedly) and Cassidy is a blonde who likes brunettes.
It was all going well until Grant did a sneak and decided he very much liked brunettes too, and started talkin’ to the villa’s resident brunette Tayla (who was with a blonde guy named Josh).
Tayla liked Grant and Grant liked Tayla but Grant kept telling Cassidy he only liked Cassidy and that Cassidy was crazy for thinking he liked Tayla ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
Then during Sunday night’s re-coupling it all came to a head when Tayla chose to re-couple with Grant and Grant looked heaps smug about it.
There was dramatic music and lots of shots of Cassidy bein’ angry and Josh lookin’ shocked. It then became so awkward that Sophie Monk actually ran away.