Literally just 16 tweets anyone who deals with three-year-olds will recognise.

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Last week, I babysat my three-year-old cousin.

At one point, I was sitting beside him, minding my own business, when he just hit me in the face for no reason.

Later, he was standing guiltily near our new espresso machine when I realised he’d been putting food in his mouth, then spitting it into the machine to hide it.

I also gave him a gift, which I’m fairly certain he threw off the balcony intentionally.

As an ode to three-year-olds and the characteristic lack of shits they give about everything, please behold the following tweets which perfectly sum up their attitude to life: