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FLUFF: Bum psychic tells Rihanna's fortune.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Yes, really. Bum psychics are a thing.

Technically, they’re called “rumpologists” and Rumpology is “the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the individual’s character and gain an understanding of what has occurred in the past and get a prediction of the future.”

Sounds legit, no?

We can only assume their corporate motto is “Look behind you!”

If you were a young rumpologist trying to, ah, crack into the butt-prediction industry, you’d go straight to Instagram, wouldn’t you? It’s a treasure trove of bum selfies.

Rihanna’s backside, via Instagram.

That’s exactly what Sam Amos, Rumpologist Extraordinaire in the UK, did. And here’s what she had to say about Rihanna’s famous behind:

“Well, she’s quite a feisty lady, and I would say a perfectionist. I would say she’s quite happy as well.”

If RiRi’s bum cheeks could talk, they’d tell the world that she’s clucky for a baby boy… apparently.

“She’ll get broody soon because one of her friends is going to have a baby girl,” Amos predicts. “I would also say she’s going to do more charity work, which will change her life in some way.”

Amos says a person’s butt will tell you everything about that person.

“It tells me about the character of a person, the good points and the bad points. The left butt cheek apparently is linked to the right hemisphere of the brain, and the right butt cheek will tell you all about your left brain.

Can’t wait for her to read Kimmy K’s butt selfies.

X Factor winner Dami Im is a stunning flower child in Alannah Hill

Awesome fashion news: crazy-talented singer Dami Im, who took out the 2013 X Factor title, is the new face of label Alannah Hill.

And she looks absolutely heavenly. LOOK:

One Direction’s Liam has total meltdown

They’re the biggest band in the world right now, with the super-power to drive teenage girls wild with lust and loyalty. But for grown-ups who’ve seen it all before, watching One Direction’s world domination has always been a game of “Who will be the first to have a meltdown?”

And now we have an answer – it’s Liam Payne.

Liam tweeted eleven times in 23 minutes, causing #lazyjournos to trend globally.

To track the meltdown as it happened, check out our gallery:

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Margot Robbie gets another hot co-star

She got sexy (and very naked) with Leo di Caprio in Wolf of Wall Street and she’s about to get down and dirty with Will Smith in the film Focus.

23-year-old Margot Robbie, who played Donna Freeman in Neighbours from 2008 – 2011, has seriously hit the big time.

She’s about to be so famous, she could basically climb onto the Hollywood sign and yell “Margot Robbie’s here to stay, bitches” and it would be warranted.

Her next big flick is Z For Zacharia alongside Chris Pyne. And we cannot wait.

Michelle Obama hits the dance floor with Beyonce and Paul McCartney

First Lady of the Red Jumpsuit, Michelle Obama, hosted a star-studded birthday bash at the White House – and we’re not going to lie, we really, really wish we were invited.

Just picture the dance-floor: Sir Paul McCartney boogied with Hillary Clinton, Jennifer Hudson and Mary J Blige broke it down, and Beyonce and John Legend sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to the FLOTUS over cake. Michael Jordan was there, so was Stevie Wonder.

This is what Bey wore to Michelle Obama’s birthday bash.

President Obama made all his famous guests cry with a beautiful speech about the first moment he laid eyes on Michelle.

At 2am, Michelle and Barrack Obama were still rocking it on the dance-floor with Beyonce and her back-up dancers. Do you need any further proof that the Obamas are the coolest leaders of the democratic world ever?

Gwen Stefani tells everyone what sex her bubba will be

Gwen Stefani, 44, is expecting her third child with husband of 12 years, Gavin Rossdale, 48. She confirmed the news to her million-plus followers on both Instagram and twitter, when she posted a picture of herself wearing a gold crown captioned with “I was ready to hand over the crown. But I guess I am still queen of the house. #itsaboy #surroundedbyboys (sic).

Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale already have two children Kingston, 7, and Zuma, 5 as well as Daisy Lowe, 24, the daughter of Rossdale from a previous relationship.

Stefani has previously said how much she loves being a mother.”It’s super fun being a mum but it’s not what you think it’s going to be. And it’s really gradual,” Stefani said.”At first, your life is totally the same. You have this cute little thing that you get to drive around everywhere and it’s amazing. As they grow it really does start to change your life. Like, Oh, my God, they have school, they have to get through first grade, they have to learn to read”

Love Actually actress has her first baby… at 49

Laura Linney, 49, gave birth to a baby boy called Bennett Armistead Schauer on January 9. It’s the first child from her marriage to Marc Schauer.

It sounds like a fertility miracle, and it might just be. As Mia Freedman writes, falling pregnant in your forties in exceedingly rare. Except in Hollywood.

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