First, it was the dozens of photos leading up to Christmas that didn’t feature even one Kylie Jenner.
Then, it was the long-awaited Kardashian Christmas card where not only was the youngest sister absent, but five people were LOOKING TO THE GODDAMN LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE PHOTO AS IF SOMETHING WAS THERE THAT WE COULDN’T SEE.
Half of the Christmas card are looking at something THEY’RE LOOKING AT KYLIE JENNER HOLDING THAT BABY IM TELLING U pic.twitter.com/m6G6tORID1
— Call Me By My @ (@NotAgainBen) December 24, 2017
Now, there’s yet another Christmas family photo with a noticeable absence.
Before we move on, I’d like to acknowledge that it’s sad that no one tends to worry/theorise about Rob not being present… at all. Is he… okay? Did he have a nice… Christmas? He has a confirmed, very real baby but apparently that’s not of interest. Rob is busy running his sock company and THIS ISN’T ABOUT ROB.
This is about 20-year-old Kylie and what has seriously been over three months of intense scrutiny about whether she does or does not have a baby growing in her womb.
LISTEN: Are the timings of the Kardashian pregnancies a little bit ‘too’ convenient? The Mamamia Out Loud team discuss. Post continues after.
On New Year’s Eve, Kourtney Kardashian shared a photo of all the ladies in the family – minus one. There’s Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, North and Penelope, and no. bloody. Kylie.
“When you can’t find the rest of the family for the photo…” Kourtney wrote, as though Kylie’s absence is some light-hearted joke rather than a multi-million dollar business decision.
Sorry. That wasn’t warranted.
Of course, the comments that followed went one of two ways: They either asked, ‘Where’s Kylie?’ or answered, ‘having her baby’.
We’ve compiled a very heavily researched list of all the clues pointing to Kylie’s pregnancy, but this is the final straw.
Yes, individually, all these instances make us look petty. And… bored. But together, they point to one of three things:
- Kylie Jenner is pregnant
- Kylie Jenner has already given birth
- Kylie Jenner is genuinely a missing person and her family aren’t at all concerned about it.