One of the K’s has filed for divorce.
It’s not Kim (again).
It’s not Kourtney.
It’s not Khloe.
Kan you Keep up? ‘K, kool.
It’s not the other ones that start with K.
Momager (as in, Mom+Manager of the Kardashian Krew) Kris Jenner, 57, has filed for divorce from Olympian husband of 23 years, Bruce Jenner, citing the always-popular ‘Irreconcilable Differences’.
-It may or may not be because Bruce is slowly possibly becoming a woman.
-It may or may not be because they’ve run out of things to name with a ‘K’.
-It may or may not be because Kris misses her first husband Robert Kardashian.
Kris told People Magazine last year, “the one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian.”
Um. On behalf of Bruce. Ouch.
But she said nice stuff about Bruce too. The couple announced their plans to separate in October last year, and said in a statement: “We will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”
Kris has filed without a lawyer, and Bruce will respond in the same way, which is supposedly the plan they made with attorneys of the last few months.
They didn’t have a pre-nup but will divide their assets later, and apply for joint custody of the youngest child Kylie Jenner, 17 (Kendall turned 18 last year).
Krossing our fingers for Kris and Bruce to have a Kalm and Krisis-free divorce.
The Kardashians have made some Kreepy Kristmas Kards, and some nice family pics. Have a look: