Brace yourselves. The latest Kim Kardashian West outfit is not like the rest of them.
Posted by younger sister Khloe Kardashian to her Instagram account on Wednesday evening, it’s the first time the 36-year-old mum-of-two has been in public since falling ill a few days earlier.
“Well damn…… she shut sh*t down!!!” Khloe wrote in a caption alongside the image.
Sure, in typical Kim K fashion it’s tight, styled to within in an inch of its life and flawless when photographed, but there are just so many questions I had while looking at the image.
So, for your reading pleasure, here they are:
1. God damn.
2. I mean, just … woah.
3. I feel like I need to be alone for 10 minutes and take a cold shower.
4. And book a personal training session. And farewell carbs from my life. And like, start fake tanning. And earning enough money to buy clothes that look like this.
5. I should probably put the burrito in my hand down, hey.