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We have 5 very pressing questions about the baffling contents of Kim Kardashian's fridge.

SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE KIM KARDASHIAN WEST JUST SHARED THE INSIDE OF HER FRIDGE.

It’s everything we needed it to be and more. She owns her very own frozen yoghurt machine do you understand? And there’s a whole section dedicated to her colourful ‘sprinkles’. You must see. 

We have five pressing questions we’d like to work through together. As a team.

Where to even begin.

1. It’s a Thursday. Why am I inside Kim Kardashian West’s fridge?

Look. We’re not mad about it. Just curious as to how we ended up here.

It turns out that a previous post by Ms Kim confused everyone, because she was posing in front of a fridge that appeared to have no food inside it.

"Hi, this be my fridge."
"Hi, this be my fridge."

There was milk. Lots of milk. Some might say, too much milk. But otherwise, Kim does indeed appear to be reaching for an empty bowl.

"She has CHILDREN," some shrieked. "Do they eat AIR too?"

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So, Kim decided to address the whole, "your children only consume MILK and AIR" controversy by telling her followers, "Since the inside of my fridge is soo baffling. I'm going to give you guys a tour of my fridge."

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

2. Why does the frozen yoghurt machine get its own pantry?

OK, I'm sorry but I'm still stuck on the frozen yoghurt machine that exists in its own pantry.

Where were you even... purchased?
Where were you even... purchased?

I begrudge no one their own frozen yoghurt machine. But it seems inconvenient to shove it in its own pantry room with a door and whatnot.

Also... she mentions the machine like it's no big deal.

"So you'll come into my pantry, I got rid of all my plastic," she starts and omg call her Greta Thunberg.

Greta would dig the SHIT out of this.
Greta would dig the SHIT out of this.
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And then she throws in, "even all my sprinkles and stuff for my frozen yoghurt...".

But what's... in them.
But what's... in them.

What are sprinkles for frozen yoghurt? 

They look like beads but more metallic and they're for eating. 

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"In the pantry, all there is is the frozen yoghurt machine," she says casually, and THAT'S ALL THERE IS? A frozen yoghurt machine is extremely significant, please.

3. Is it annoying to try and find stuff in the fridge when you have entire fridge rooms on every level of your house??

Sorry.

But when Kim is done showing us her pantry, she then says, "however, let me show you something," and proceeds to ascend two entire levels of her house before arriving in some nirvana and saying, "Hi Marina".

Marina appears to be the cook and clearly doesn't want to be filmed, but I digress.

There are more rooms.

The first is something she refers to as a 'fridgerator', and she says, "this is where we keep all our fresh organic produce... we are building on the property all organic trees to grow our own vegetables to do our own stuff..."

It's a 'fridgerator' from my nightmares.

You got a sneaky packet of Red Rock Deli chips or no?
You got a sneaky packet of Red Rock Deli chips or no?
Where's the chocolate tho?
Where's the chocolate tho?
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It's confusing because no matter how hard I look I can't find the snacks. Only... carrot.

But not to worry, Kim's not done.

She directs us out of the 'fridgerator' to...

Hang on I have another question.

4. Why does Kim have industrial-sized ovens?

Mate, who you feeding?

While on her way to showing us more of her pantries/fridges, Kim passes her oven. It was hard to capture, but I obviously went out of my way.

OVEN.
OVEN.
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If you look really closely, I'm pretty sure you can see darling Marina in the reflection.

That is a BIG oven for a family of six, four of whom are under the age of... six.

But there's a more pressing concern.

5. What's with all the milk?

OK.

After a full tour of Kim Kardashian's fridge and pantry and yoghurt machine cupboard, I have come to the conclusion that indeed she does have too much milk.

There's this fridge which I could accept.

Sensible.
Sensible.

That's what I would refer to as a sensible amount of milk.

But then there's this.

No.
No.
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My concern is not simply that Kim has too much because that's very much on-brand for her, but more that her milk will go off before she can drink it all. Which would be a waste.

A family of six simply cannot get through that much milk and it is making me anxious. 

Kim then shows us what I guess is a freezer but honestly, I don't even know anymore.

What are you?
What are you?

The mango might be nice in her frozen yoghurt but then I remember THAT'S IN A WHOLE OTHER SECTION OF THE HOUSE and honestly I have had enough. 

Feature image and all other images: Instagram/@kimkardashian.

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