Kim Kardashian has issued an urgent statement about her ass.





Kim Kardashian, she of the admirably round bottom, has just released a media statement.

Th 33-year-old reality TV star / fashion designer / selfie enthusiast / future Mrs West / new baby mama is sick of reading about her own ass in the media, and she wants it to stop.

She issued a stern warning to gossip sites who’ve been reporting that she had butt implants.

Or, more creatively, that she’s had fat from her stomach injected into her bottom.

Here’s her important, ass-themed callout in full:

I’m seeing all these nonsense tabloids claiming I have butt implants-injections. Get a life! Using pics of me 15lbs skinnier (before I had my baby) comparing to me now! I still have weight to lose. Anyone who has had a baby knows how hard it is to lose weight(especially the last bit of weight) & your body totally changes! Making fun of me pregnant & making fun of me trying to lose weight now shame on you. I’m not perfect but I will never conform to your skinny standards sorry! Not me. And BTW I’ve lost a lot so far & I’m proud of that! Don’t give young girls a complex!

We think it’s… awesome? Kind of?

Good on her for slamming those butt-implant rumours. Aint nobody got time to read rumours about their own butt all day. We’re a little bit impressed that she’s standing up for herself and calling people out on their bullshit.

But is she doing the right thing, promoting fast post-baby weight loss as something to be really proud of? Is it the media giving young girls a complex, or is it more likely that home-made butt selfies like Kimmy K’s famous one are doing exactly that?

What do you make of Kim’s butt-related rant? Any mamas who agree?