What are the other reasons? They don’t matter. At all.

Because the only reason you’ll ever need is contained in the video we’re about to share with you.

All you need to do is take a deep breath, hold your own buttocks (as an instinctively protective measure) and watch the most unsettling thing you’ve ever seen:

 

This, from The Gloss:

The woman in the video, who keeps her face off-camera, yanks and jiggles her butt cheek… to reveal what looks like hard plates just beneath her skin. ”This is my implant flipping backwards,” she narrates, “I don’t think an implant is supposed to do that.”

No one’s totally sure where the video comes from (or if it’s, god forbid, real) but HuffPo traces it to WorldStarHipHop.com, wherein the video is accompanied by the following explanation:

“This is the dangers of butt implants.. Ladies do not ever do silicone butt injections they are toxic to your body. Butt implants are not any better, too many risk, infection, displacement of the implant and they feel like rocks not to mention look very unnatural.

 

 

 

 



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