Once upon a time, youthful arrogance allowed me to believe that I could carry off absurd fashion.
Like the models in the magazines, I believed that I too could rock a bowl cut, or platform Doc Martens, or a bodysuit with no bra.
But now that I am am older and more cognisant of my sartorial shortcomings, I am fully aware that attempting high fashion leaves me looking less like a British It Girl – and more like I’d just forgotten to take my meds.
So it was with great glee this morning that I announced that I WILL NOT CONDONE THE FANCY TRACKSUIT TREND.
Not on my watch.
It wasn’t long ago that we looked to the likes of Anna Wintour or Suzy Menkes for fashion cues.
But in the age of Instagram, we regard the almighty Kardashian Oracle for the newest trends. And this week, it’s all about tracksuits: fancy tracksuits.
After what we can only imagine was an urgent memo from Kris Jenner, both Kim and her protégé Kylie were snapped wearing Fancy Tracksuit Pants.
Speaking of the Kardashians, Khloe has a new show. And we have some feels about it this week on The Binge podcast: