The Easter long weekend was a confusing one in the weird world of Hollywood.
Four days ago, 90210 star Jessica Lowndes uploaded this snap to her Instagram:
Around the world, the bombshell’s extensive fan club clutched their chests and spluttered, “Wha? But, but, but…who?”
And I love me some old cows… ???????? A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Mar 24, 2016 at 12:45pm PDT
“Old cows like to eat young grass,” it read, with the comment, “And I love me some old cows.”
His hands are wise and tell a thousand stories… #smitten #hatersgonnahate ????❤️???? snap: realjlowndes A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on Mar 24, 2016 at 1:56pm PDT