Poo. Faeces. Doo doo. Number two. Bombing the porcelain sea.
Whatever you want to call it, it’s not a very nice topic. And to be certain, not one that I thought I would be discussing with the general public. But something is happening in the world of twistin’ out a nine coiler, and I’m not entirely cool with it.
The Poop Saga, as it shall forever be known, started with Kate Upton. (There’s something I never thought I’d say…)
I was absent-mindedly scrolling through my Insta feed yesterday when an odd shot stopped me. It was from the account of the glorious, heavenly, boobs-in-zero-gravity goddess Kate Upton. The photo was a close up of what looked like a pool toy, with her initials on it.
Hum, I thought to myself. What on earth is that? Some kind of bust-boosting device? I better take a better look.
Within seconds I was on the official Squatty Potty website, and I sat there for a good few minutes digesting (ugh, totally the wrong word to use) the information in front of me.
“Hi, we are the Edwards family,” read the home page.
“We are the designers and creators of Squatty Potty® toilet stools and the owners of Squatty Potty LLC. We operate our small family business out of beautiful Saint George, Utah.”
Uh huh, yes. So far, so good.
“We have always been a very health conscious family, but after a few years of some colon issues we were seeking a natural and inexpensive solution that would help correct and heal the problems we were experiencing. That’s when we found a wonderful and simple solution…. “Squatting!””